Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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