Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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