have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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