Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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