It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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