Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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