And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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