what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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