using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
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Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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