Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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