is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
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