Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
dude. I can hear the air.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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