guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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