so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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