maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
how drunk are you?
Several
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Randomize
