you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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