Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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