guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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