i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
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A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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