I want to have your abortion
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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