I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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