At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
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Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
where are my pants?
in the oven.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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