Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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