why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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