Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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