What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
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A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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