I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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