Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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