i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
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you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Pooping to opera.
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