I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
BRING THE BAGELS
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
