Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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