at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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