Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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