Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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