K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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