He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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