i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
