It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
The struggles of a small town man whore
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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