Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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