my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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