"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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