Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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