I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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