And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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