So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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