Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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