Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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