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I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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