Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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