is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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