never play flip cup with pint glasses
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
you're hired as official boob wrangler
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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