just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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