Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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